英语搞笑段子？
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my hu***and said calmly . A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my hu***and explained
I'm not addicted to Wechat! You Know, I just use it whenever I h***e time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.
英文撩妹笑话？
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
4. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
5. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
中式英语搞笑段子？
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!(为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！)
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.(我告诉我的妻子她的眉毛画得太高了。她看起来很惊讶。)
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!(为什么科学家不信任原子？因为它们构成了一切！)
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.(什么叫***意大利面？***意面条。)
- I used to play *** with my grandfather. He was very good at it. Now he's in the cemetery.(我曾经和我的祖父一起踢足球，他非常擅长。现在他在墓地里。)