英语辅导孩子最火段子？
1小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下来。
过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？
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小明说：你没听老师说"去你个头"啊！
英语课堂的幽默笑话2
某日，小明学习了how to spell it？这一句型。回家后，妈妈看见他手上的玩具表，问道：
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妈妈：What's on your hand?
英语课前三分钟笑话？
英语老师为了让学生们更好地记忆单词，要求每天上课前三分钟都要说一个英语笑话。有一天，一个学生说了一个超级搞笑的笑话：“为什么熊猫总是咬着竹子？因为他们不会用筷子！” 全班顿时哄堂大笑。
英语短笑话？
1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back...