求一个顺口溜、好像是有一句是什么、我们美女一回头、哈雷慧星撞地球？
顺口溜如下：
XX一回头，吓死路旁一头牛
XX二回头，吓倒一排教学楼
XX三回头，全校男生去跳楼
XX四回头，塞尔狂饮鱼肝油
XX五回头，乔丹打篮球
XX六回头，和尚洗头用飘柔
XX七回头，震塌神罗两栋楼
XX八回头，四大金钢烧月球
XX九回头，长江黄河水倒流
中式英语搞笑段子？
[误] With a comet like him, nothing can be accomplished。
[正] With a jinx like him, nothing can be accomplished。注：“扫帚星”是中国人对“慧星”(comet)的俗称，因其后面象拖着的一条像扫帚一样的长尾巴而得名。在中国古代，“扫帚星”被认为是灾难的预兆，并被用来比喻不吉利的人或事
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!(为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！)
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.(我告诉我的妻子她的眉毛画得太高了。她看起来很惊讶。)
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!(为什么科学家不信任原子？因为它们构成了一切！)
- What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.(什么叫***意大利面？***意面条。)
- I used to play *** with my grandfather. He was very good at it. Now he's in the cemetery.(我曾经和我的祖父一起踢足球，他非常擅长。现在他在墓地里。)