英语笑话简短爆笑？
只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:"Attention，passengers. We h***e lost one of our engines，but we can certainly reach London with the three we h***e left. Unfortunately， we will arrive an hour late as a result. "
一架747客机正跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意，我们四个引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚到一小时。”
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2.
你有听过让你忍不住大笑的英文笑话吗？
1:GOOD GOOD STADY DAY DAY UP
2:you can you up no shang no bi bi
哈哈
好多好多年前听过一个英语笑话，现在还能记得：
Mr. Tom couldn't speak fluently. He stammered a lot when speaking. One day he went into a shop and wanted to buy a bird. "D-d-do you h***e any b-b-bird?" He asked. The shopkeeper showed him a parrot and said, "This bird is clever. He Knows everything." So Mr. Tom bought it. A few days later, Mr. Tom came back to the shop with the bird. " This b-b-bird can't t-t-talk. He can only st-t-tammer!"
汤姆先生说话不利索。他一说话就口吃得厉害。一天他走进了一家店子，想买一只鸟。“有……有……有什么鸟……鸟……鸟卖吗?”他问道。老板拿给他一只鹦鹉，说：“这只鸟挺机灵，它什么都懂。”汤姆先生就埋买下了这只鸟。没过几天汤姆先生就把这鸟送回了这家店子。“这……这……这鸟啥都不……不……不会说。它只会结……结……结巴！”