短小的英语笑话？
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
I've got problems!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they h***e tiny ant-bodies!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What does a nosey pepper do?
简短的英语笑话？
These Are My Jeans!
After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
“Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her hu***and.“I can wear my old jeans again.”
Her hu***and looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”
一个笑话的英文？
一个笑话的意思:A joke
例句:
但那是整部戏中最精彩的一个笑话，就保留着吧。
But that's the best joke in the play; let's keep it in.
a joke, tell a joke可以表示“讲一个笑话”.