简短的英语笑话？
These Are My Jeans!
After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
“Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her hu***and.“I can wear my old jeans again.”
Her hu***and looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”
调侃英语不好幽默句子？
1. 调侃英语不好的人，很难学会英式幽默，因为他们总是会把它们字面理解。
2. 英语不好的人听到英式幽默就像瞎子看电视。
3. 学英语就像学游泳，不光要掌握技巧，还要有些许幽默感。
内容延伸：幽默是一种很好的情感宣泄和调节方式，它能让我们放松身心，缓解压力。
学习英语也是一样，它是一种语言交流的能力，同时也是一种文化交流的方式。
通过学习英语，我们不仅可以拓宽自己的视野，还可以更好地理解和欣赏英语国家的文化和幽默。
1 英语不好还是多看看笑话吧。
2 因为幽默需要灵活运用语言，英语不好会限制表达和理解幽默的能力，但是多看看笑话可以帮助提高英语水平，也可以增加幽默感。
3 有一句经典的幽默句子是：“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”（番茄为什么变成红色？因为它看到了沙拉酱！）
你有听过让你忍不住大笑的英文笑话吗？
1:GOOD GOOD STADY DAY DAY UP
2:you can you up no shang no bi bi
哈哈
Mr. Tom couldn't speak fluently. He stammered a lot when speaking. One day he went into a shop and wanted to buy a bird. "D-d-do you h***e any b-b-bird?" He asked. The shopkeeper showed him a parrot and said, "This bird is clever. He knows everything." So Mr. Tom bought it. A few days later, Mr. Tom came back to the shop with the bird. " This b-b-bird can't t-t-talk. He can only st-t-tammer!"
汤姆先生说话不利索。他一说话就口吃得厉害。一天他走进了一家店子，想买一只鸟。“有……有……有什么鸟……鸟……鸟卖吗?”他问道。老板拿给他一只鹦鹉，说：“这只鸟挺机灵，它什么都懂。”汤姆先生就埋买下了这只鸟。没过几天汤姆先生就把这鸟送回了这家店子。“这……这……这鸟啥都不……不……不会说。它只会结……结……结巴！”