求几个简短的英语笑话？
All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”
”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”
没关系
我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my hu***and asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusia***. “H***y birthday,” he said, as Iunwr***ed a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
有哪些英语单词发音很搞笑？
abracadabra！
abracadabra美: [.æbrəkə'dæbrə] 英: [.æbrəkə'dæbrə]
n.三角形驱病符；胡言乱语int.（表演魔术、施魔法时所念的咒语）阿布拉卡达布拉
感谢邀请，感谢今日头条平台，
上学的时候，有很多英语单词都很搞笑，有些甚至不好意思读出来。
比如说：
1.indoor
2. shabby
等等单词，但无形中，我们对这些单词的印象也逐渐加深，英语单词也就不那么难了，所以还是有两面性的。
大家给个大拇指和关注呗，谢谢啦。