一言既出驷马难追英语搞笑？
一言既出驷马难追英语译为：The word once spoken can never be with drawn 意思是一句话说出了口，就是套上四匹马拉的车也难追上。指男子话说出口，就不能再收回，一定要算数。 出 处 ：《论语·颜渊》：“夫子之说君子也，驷不及舌。”
一言而急，驷马不能及。还可以搞笑译成“One word go jiajiajia”。
你有听过让你忍不住大笑的英文笑话吗？
Mr. Tom couldn't speak fluently. He stammered a lot when speaking. One day he went into a shop and wanted to buy a bird. "D-d-do you h***e any b-b-bird?" He asked. The shopkeeper showed him a parrot and said, "This bird is clever. He Knows everything." So Mr. Tom bought it. A few days later, Mr. Tom came back to the shop with the bird. " This b-b-bird can't t-t-talk. He can only st-t-tammer!"
汤姆先生说话不利索。他一说话就口吃得厉害。一天他走进了一家店子，想买一只鸟。“有……有……有什么鸟……鸟……鸟卖吗?”他问道。老板拿给他一只鹦鹉，说：“这只鸟挺机灵，它什么都懂。”汤姆先生就埋买下了这只鸟。没过几天汤姆先生就把这鸟送回了这家店子。“这……这……这鸟啥都不……不……不会说。它只会结……结……结巴！”
I heard some funny clean English jokes of kids and family. Now I share one of them with you guys.
我听过一些很好笑的有关孩子和家庭的非***的笑话。现在和你们分享其中之一。
JOKE(笑话)
A kindergarden teacher was walking around her classroom as her students were drawing pictures. She noticed one little girl drew so intently. She asked what she was drawing?
The little girl said she was drawing a picture of the god. The teacher laughed and said:"Honey, nobody really knows what the god looks like."
The little girl said without missing a bit:"They will in a minute."
一个幼儿园老师在教室里走来走去，学生们在画画。她注意到一个女孩非常专心致志地画着，她问女孩在画什么?女孩说在画上帝的一幅肖像画。这位老师笑了并说:"甜心，没有人真正知道上帝长什么样。" 女孩没有丝毫停顿地回道:"他们一分钟后就会知道了"。