求几个简短的英语笑话？
All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”
”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”
没关系
我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my hu***and asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusia***. “H***y birthday,” he said, as Iunwr***ed a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
英语段子搞笑求救？
"Harry: "My big brother sh***es every day."哈里：“我哥哥每天都刮脸。”
Henry: "My brother sh***es fifty times a day."亨利：“我哥哥每天刮50次脸。”
Harry: "Is he crazy?"哈里：“他疯了吗？”
Henry: "No, he's a barber."亨利：“没有，他是一名理发师。
当段子手遇上英语，一场搞笑求救就开始了。
"Help! I've been trying to write a joke in English, but everything I write just sounds flat. Can you give me some tips on how to make my jokes funnier?"
"I'm trying to come up with a pun on the word 'elephant', but I keep hitting dead ends. Can you help me out?"
"I'm doing a stand-up comedy routine tomorrow night, and I want to incorporate some English language humour into my act. Any advice?"
"I keep making grammar mistakes when I speak English, and it's driving my English-speaking friends crazy. Can you help me improve my grammar skills?"