英语幽默搞笑短文？
英语幽默短文带翻译篇一
two scottish nuns had just arrived to the us by boat when one said to the other, "i heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
两个苏格兰修女刚刚坐船来到美国，其中一个修女对另外一个说，“我听说这个国家的人们是吃狗肉的。”
"odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live in america, we might as well do as the americans do."
“真奇怪”，她的同伴回答道，“不过如果我们也生活在美国，我们可能会做一样的事情啊。”
nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
这位年长修女认真地点了点头，指向了一个热狗摊，她们俩一同走了过去。
"two dogs, please," said one.
“两只狗，谢谢。”一位说。
the vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wr***ed both hot dogs in foil. excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their 'dogs.'
有哪些英语单词发音很搞笑？
感谢邀请，感谢今日头条平台，
上学的时候，有很多英语单词都很搞笑，有些甚至不好意思读出来。
比如说：
1.indoor
2. shabby
等等单词，但无形中，我们对这些单词的印象也逐渐加深，英语单词学习也就不那么难了，所以还是有两面性的。
大家给个大拇指和关注呗，谢谢啦。
abracadabra！
abracadabra美: [.æbrəkə'dæbrə] 英: [.æbrəkə'dæbrə]