短小的英语笑话？
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
I've got problems!
Why don't ants get sick?
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Because they h***e tiny ant-bodies!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
英语简短小笑话，带翻译？
WhoIstheLaziest? ,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass? 'tKnow,father. ,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework? ,father.areyoulateforschooleverymorning?timeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow".