关于动物的英语小笑话（短一点，要有题目）？
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter What you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
短小的英语笑话？
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
I've got problems!
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they h***e tiny ant-bodies!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What does a nosey pepper do?
你听过最搞笑的英文笑话是什么？
Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
悲观主义者：天哪，这件事已经糟糕到头了。
Optimist: Yes, it can!
乐观主义者：不，这件事还能更糟。
笑点在英文对于“最”的表达方式，“糟糕到头”在英文里是can't get any worse，也就是“不能再糟糕”，而乐观主义者回答“并不是不能再糟糕，而是可以更糟糕”。
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