小学三年级英语笑话,越简单越好。(要好笑的)?
1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓:亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了。六十年后,那个男生死掉了。
2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost(路牌,路标) says, 'School -- Go Slow'
约翰:每次我走到街角的时候,都有一块路牌写着:“学校-小心慢行”
英语笑话简短爆笑?
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。
2.
只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:"Attention,passengers. We h***e lost one of our engines,but we can certainly reach London with the three we h***e left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result. "
一架747客机正跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们四个引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚到一小时。”
半分钟能读完的英语小笑话(要短,小学三年级适合)?
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and h***e only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."