求几个简短的英语笑话？
All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”
”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”
没关系
我赶着将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my hu***and asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusia***. “H***y birthday,” he said, as Iunwr***ed a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
调侃英语不好幽默句子？
1 英语不好还是多看看笑话吧。
2 因为幽默需要灵活运用语言，英语不好会限制表达和理解幽默的能力，但是多看看笑话可以帮助提高英语水平，也可以增加幽默感。
3 有一句经典的幽默句子是：“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”（番茄为什么变成红色？因为它看到了沙拉酱！）
1. 调侃英语不好的人，很难学会英式幽默，因为他们总是会把它们字面理解。
2. 英语不好的人听到英式幽默就像瞎子看电视。
3. 学英语就像学游泳，不光要掌握技巧，还要有些许幽默感。
内容延伸：幽默是一种很好的情感宣泄和调节方式，它能让我们放松身心，缓解压力。
学习英语也是一样，它是一种语言交流的能力，同时也是一种文化交流的方式。
通过学习英语，我们不仅可以拓宽自己的视野，还可以更好地理解和欣赏英语国家的文化和幽默。
英语短笑话？
1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back...