搞笑英语段子笑得肚子疼？
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Kid: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
去复印店复印身份证，进去后掏出***和一张钞票，怕店主找不开说：“我只有一张100的，你给不给复印？”店主说：“对不起我们这里不复印人民币，有***也不行！”
我最喜欢数学了，它没有语文的曲折，没有政史的死板枯燥，没有英语那么多语法，它有的，只有不会做，不会做和不会做。
健身房里有人抱怨：“教练！这里蚊子太多了，身上被咬几个包啦！”教练怒斥道：“你懂什么，这叫有痒运动！”
今天去超市买东西，买的有点多，服务员算了一下，一共777元，我立马给了她1000元，她马上找了我333元，我说“这么快算出来了?”，她说：“我上学时心算可厉害了，是数学科代表，不会错的。”
汤锅已经沸腾，饺子a鼓起勇气对饺子b说：“有件事我一直想告诉你，我知道，你喜欢我。””
饺子b说：“什么？我一直隐藏得很好，你是什么时候知道的。””
饺子a看着饺子b破了的皮，酸楚地说：“就在刚刚，你露馅儿了。”
语文老师对一个很皮的同学说：你改变了我的宗教信仰，以前我是无神论者，自从遇见你，还***见鬼了。于是全班爆笑。
英语短笑话？
1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back...
英语搞笑押韵段子？
英语搞笑押韵段子：
1.I just want someone who will understand me even when no words are spoken 我希望有一个人会懂我,即使我什么都没说。
2.Hate missing, and a ***ile and min 恨不知所踪,一笑而泯。
3.This is who I am Nobody said you had to like it 这就是我。没人说非要你喜欢。
4.The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long 在你想要放弃的那一刻,想想为什么当初坚持走到了这里。