英语笑话简短爆笑?
只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:34;Attention,passengers. We h***e lost one of our engines,but we can certainly reach London with the three we h***e left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result. "
一架747客机正跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们四个引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚到一小时。”
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。
2.
英文幽默笑话?
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt.A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.Jack finished them and g***e them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked."Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor