关于动物的英语小笑话（短一点，要有题目）？
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter What you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
你有听过让你忍不住大笑的英文笑话吗？
1:GOOD GOOD STADY DAY DAY UP
2:you can you up no shang no bi bi
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Mr. Tom couldn't speak fluently. He stammered a lot when speaking. One day he went into a shop and wanted to buy a bird. "D-d-do you h***e any b-b-bird?" He asked. The shopkeeper showed him a parrot and said, "This bird is clever. He Knows everything." So Mr. Tom bought it. A few days later, Mr. Tom came back to the shop with the bird. " This b-b-bird can't t-t-talk. He can only st-t-tammer!"
汤姆先生说话不利索。他一说话就口吃得厉害。一天他走进了一家店子，想买一只鸟。“有……有……有什么鸟……鸟……鸟卖吗?”他问道。老板拿给他一只鹦鹉，说：“这只鸟挺机灵，它什么都懂。”汤姆先生就埋买下了这只鸟。没过几天汤姆先生就把这鸟送回了这家店子。“这……这……这鸟啥都不……不……不会说。它只会结……结……结巴！”