关于动物的英语小笑话（短一点，要有题目）？
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
有没有特别搞笑的英语翻译？
1、The king is awalys lucky 王老吉
2、Open water room. 开水间。
3、Know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知。
4、American Chinese not enough 美中不足
5、heart flower angry open 心花怒放
6、go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
7、as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！
8、If you want money,I h***e no;if you want life,I h***e one! 要钱没有，要命一条
9、you me you me 彼此彼此
10、seven up eight down 七上八下
1、If you think you can, you can.
2、One ***le a day,keep the doctor away.
3、If you do not le***e me, I will by your side until the life end.
知之为知之，不知为不知，是知也。
Know is kmow,No know is no know,is knwo
怦然心动
make my heart peng peng peng
请帮我拍张照片
plese give me ka ka ka
温泉
gulugulu water
士可杀不可辱
you can kill me but cant *** me
1大家好乃日月神教主：任我行！英文名let me go！谁敢与我决一高下？“信不信我待会把你另一只眼也给射瞎！”
“好大的口气！阁下是谁？”
2我不给睡得的 Idon't give a sleep
3怎么是你，怎么老是你？How are you.How old are you?
4不三不四 No three no four
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