求几个简短的英语笑话？
All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”
”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”
没关系
我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my hu***and asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusia***. “H***y birthday,” he said, as Iunwr***ed a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
英语短笑话？
1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back...