求几个简短的英语笑话？
All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”
”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”
没关系
我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my hu***and asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusia***. “H***y birthday,” he said, as Iunwr***ed a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
关于动物的英语小笑话（短一点，要有题目）？
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter What you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
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