英语谐音笑话？
1. Why is the doctor so angry? （为什么医生那么生气？）
Because he has no patience.（因为他没有耐心呀。）
耐心=patience，病人（复数形式）=patients，两个词读音相似，一语双关。
2. What is the longest word in the English language? （英语里最长的单词是？)
***iles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.（***iles，因为它的首尾字母之间隔了一英里那么长。)
翻译时需要保留 ***iles，因为中文不分单复数，这里规避了字面意义上的最长，而是利用了单词 mile 的含义。
3. How can you make a clock run slower? （你怎样才能让时钟走得慢一点？)
Take it to the airport.（把它拿到机场去。）
4. Two cats are on a roof. Which one slides off first? （两只猫在屋顶上，哪只先滑下来？)
英语谐音闹的笑话，翻译？
我可以回家了 I can go homeOne day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go homeearlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说："明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。"第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问："谁涂的？请站起来！"鲍勃说："先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！"
英语谐音闹的笑话，翻译？
我可以回家了 I can go homeOne day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go homeearlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."一天，放学以后，老师对他的学生们说："明天上午，如果你们当中的任何一个同学能首先回答我的问题，我就准许他或她最先回家。"第二天，老师走进教室时发现黑板被涂得乱七八糟，他非常生气的问："谁涂的？请站起来！"鲍勃说："先生，是我，现在我可以回家了，再见！"