英语短笑话？
1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests back...
一言既出驷马难追英语搞笑？
一言既出驷马难追英语译为：The word once spoken can never be with drawn 意思是一句话说出了口，就是套上四匹马拉的车也难追上。指男子话说出口，就不能再收回，一定要算数。 出 处 ：《论语·颜渊》：“夫子之说君子也，驷不及舌。”
一言而急，驷马不能及。还可以搞笑译成“One word go jiajiajia”。
英语搞笑句子？
Elder sister never copied, but didn't say don't copy.
Grass don't let a person to lie, it is better to switch to a cactus!
You h***e seed, I will give you some color to see see.
Pour out the Water, Lao tze even basin all don't.
英语搞笑？
this world only ***ooth, not perfect.
2、我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。
i sell the dream, pretend to be cool, i am a super invincible beauty girl.
3、我是水神，我为自己带盐！