中英结合搞笑段子？
小明和小刚去美国旅游，逛街时看到一家饭店，标牌上写着“Free Wifi”，小明对小刚说：“看到没有，这家餐厅免费无线网！”
小明：“不是啦，是‘免费wifi’！”
小刚：“哦，原来如此，我以为你要找‘免费妻子’呢！
Sure, here's a bilingual joke for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
因为原子是不可信！
Because they make up everything!
关于动物的英语小笑话（短一点，要有题目）？
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter What you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
英语搞笑段子？
I'm not addicted to Wechat! You Know, I just use it whenever I h***e time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.