求几个简短的英语笑话？
All Right
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”
”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”
没关系
我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”
“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”
Gardening Gloves
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my hu***and asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”
Later that evening I opened my present with enthusia***. “H***y birthday,” he said, as Iunwr***ed a new pair of gardening gloves.
园艺手套
英语笑话:什么东西只升不降？
大家好，欢迎来到脑筋转转转，我是Magi,上期节目留给大家的问题是What always goes up and never goesdown?什么东西只升不降？ 是什么呢？ Your age. 你的年龄。
随着时间的飞逝，我们只会慢慢老去~我们的年龄有增无减 年龄，今年28，明年29. 年份。去年2017，明年2018.化学英语笑话？
从火腿里，我们认识了敌敌畏；
从咸鸭蛋里，我们认识了苏丹红；
从火锅里，我们认识了福尔马林；
从银耳里，我们认识了硫磺；
从木耳中认识了硫酸铜；
从牛奶里认识了三聚氰胺；
从双汇里，认识了瘦肉精；
在茅台里，我们认识了塑化剂；
从大米里，我们认识了镉。
我们在食品中顺利完成了化学扫盲。
求一篇30--50字的英语小笑话！急？
A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I g***e you yesterday?""I g***e it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?""She is the one who sells the candy."好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。” Two birlsTeacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I Know the answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.两只鸟老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。