简短的英语笑话？
These Are My Jeans!
After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
“Look，look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her hu***and.“I can wear my old jeans again.”
Her hu***and looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans.”
英语对话笑话？

有一天店子里来了一个外国人买西餐料，我英语很烂，所以他每选好一样东西，我就用计算器摁出价格来给他看。当然有点不好意思了，所以我说：
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'I am sorry!'
'I am sorry, too!' 外国人说。
“I am sorry three. ” 我又说。
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“What are you sorry for? ” 外国人又说。
还有完没完了，我心想，只好接着说
“I am sorry five.”

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