关于动物的英语小笑话（短一点，要有题目）？
A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter What you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。
你听过最搞笑的英文笑话是什么？
Pessimist: Oh, this can't get any worse!
悲观主义者：天哪，这件事已经糟糕到头了。
Optimist: Yes, it can!
乐观主义者：不，这件事还能更糟。
笑点在英文对于“最”的表达方式，“糟糕到头”在英文里是can't get any worse，也就是“不能再糟糕”，而乐观主义者回答“并不是不能再糟糕，而是可以更糟糕”。
A: Would you like to help children in need?
B: I've already given you a "Like" on facebook.
20秒英文笑话简短？
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
1. 简短2. 因为英文笑话通常以幽默和诙谐为特点，所以它们往往是短小精悍的，能够在短时间内引发笑声。
3. 举个例子，有一则英文笑话是这样的：“Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!” 这个笑话只有一句话，但通过双关的方式，巧妙地运用了科学知识和幽默元素，让人忍不住笑出声来。
所以，英文笑话可以在短短的20秒内给人带来欢乐。