英语笑话简短爆笑？
只剩一个引擎
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker:"Attention，passengers. We h***e lost one of our engines，but we can certainly reach London with the three we h***e left. Unfortunately， we will arrive an hour late as a result. "
一架747客机正跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意，我们四个引擎之中有一个丢失了。但利下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。不幸的是因此我们书晚到一小时。”
1.
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2.
英语笑话段子？
man：oh.dear，you look beautiful today！
lady：really？where where？
man：well.maybe every part of you！
女的并不会英语，因为男的说她漂亮，所以她谦虚的回答哪里哪里，渴男的以为她是问哪里漂亮，于是只好尴尬的说都漂亮！
英语搞笑段子？
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my hu***and said calmly . A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my hu***and explained
I'm not addicted to Wechat! You Know, I just use it whenever I h***e time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
I hate two-faced people.It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn't hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.