简短的英语笑话?
These Are My Jeans!
After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
“Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her hu***and.“I can wear my old jeans again.”
Her hu***and looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”
英语对话笑话?

有一天店子里来了一个外国人买西餐料,我英语很烂,所以他每选好一样东西,我就用计算器摁出价格来给他看。当然有点不好意思了,所以我说:
'I am sorry!'
'I am sorry, too!' 外国人说。
“I am sorry three. ” 我又说。
“What are you sorry for? ” 外国人又说。
还有完没完了,我心想,只好接着说
“I am sorry five.”

八个人的英语短剧,三分钟左右,最好是小故事或者是幽默笑话,谢谢大家,在线等答案?
An Arab was walking along through the desert when he met two men.The men looked worried.The Arab went over to tH***e you lost one of your camels :Yes,he was.
:Was he lame in the left foot and had he lost a tooth?
:Yes.Please tell us where he is.
(人):I don’t Know.
(丙人):Did someone tell you about him?
(人):No.
(旁白):The two men looked at each other in surprise.They came up close to him,took hold of him ,and shouted
(甲、乙、丙人):Catch the thief!
(旁白):At last,the man took him before judges ['dʒʌdʒɪz] .
(法官一):We’re judges ['dʒʌdʒɪz].
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