我想要几则十分搞笑的英文笑话？
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
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A thesaurus!
三年级英语搞笑文案？
三年级学英语，词汇量还不多，但是他们的想象力和创造力却是无限的。他们从课本中学到的英语，常常会被他们重新编排成一些搞笑的文案。比如，“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
（为什么番茄变红了？因为它看到了沙拉酱！）这样的笑话，虽然并不是特别有意义，但是却能够让孩子们在轻松愉快的氛围中学会英语，也能够培养他们的创造力和想象力。