儿童笑话大全长句简短英语 ,儿童笑话大全长句简短英语版

1. 小学三年级英语笑话，越简单越好。（要好笑的）？
2. 求几个简短的英语笑话？

小学三年级英语笑话，越简单越好。（要好笑的）？

1. A boy swore to a girl: 'Honey, do please marry me, otherwise I'll die'

The girl refused. Sixty years later, the boy died.

一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的，请你一定要嫁给我，不然我会死掉的

女孩拒绝了。六十年后，那个男生死掉了。

2. Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow'

老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢？

约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”

求几个简短的英语笑话？

有关简短的爆笑英文小笑话：

All Right

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. “Uh-oh,” I said, realizing my mistake. “I just make an illegal turn.”

”I guess it’s all right.” my daughter replied, “The police car behind us did the same thing.”

没关系

我赶着开车将11岁的女儿送到学校去，在红灯处右拐了，而那是不允许的。“啊噢，”意识到犯了错误，我说。“我刚才拐弯是违章的。”

“我想那没关系的，”女儿回答说：“我们后面的警车也同样拐了弯。”

Gardening Gloves

For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my hu***and asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, “Well, you’ll notice that my hands are bare.”

Later that evening I opened my present with enthusia***. “H***y birthday,” he said, as Iunwr***ed a new pair of gardening gloves.

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